smouldering sheet!

2005-09-21T02:03:00.000-07:00

some people are bloooooody 'buay hiao bai'.

"oh, i don't want to touch chocolate.. cuz it will make pimples appear on my pretty pretty face..."

"hahaha.. i think i look quite pretty lor, much better than that girl"

"hmm.. that guy is quite cute, but i think still not good enough for me lar...haha"

"i take very long to shower, cuz i need to keep my pretty pretty face clean of pimples"

they seriously need to take a good look in the mirror, get rid of their acme problem and mop up that stinking attitude of theirs. no wonder they have had no experience with romance up till now.

by the same measure, some people totally lack self-esteem. or maybe its their way of getting their peers to tell that "dun worry la, you look great".. or "your not fat ok!"

"wahhh... why am i so ugly... why am i cursed with such bad genes"

"im soo0000ooo00000 fat!!"

looks aren't everything. so change that attitude.

2005-09-17T06:14:00.000-07:00

great start to the hols - a full day of study.

2005-09-16T04:58:00.000-07:00

random and entertaining. LA celebs.

http://www.junk-feud.com/archives/celebrity-way-calling/

2005-09-15T01:45:00.000-07:00

http://rockson.blogspot.com
http://xiaxue.blogspot.com

providing you hours of entertainment..

2005-09-14T04:14:00.000-07:00

don't sue me for causing you nightmares...

2005-09-12T20:32:00.000-07:00

"if we go to every single free BBQ that individual facualties host within the Uni, we would save lots of money!!"

my contention: there are no free lunches in this world.

well, asusming that there are 50 free BBQs throughout the year. each BBQ saves you $7.50 (average amount for a lunch). AN average course is 4 years.

So, you save 50*$7.5*4 = $1500

30 , maybe 40 years down the road...

all that carbon, oil dust, dirt, grit etc from the unhygeinic equipment and methods employed to grill your 'delicious free suasages' results in you developing some form of medical problem.

of a mild scenario, you suffer from morbid obesity

weight loss programmes+weight loss pills+gym membership+psychiatric help+other non-pecunairy losses (use your imagination) = about $,1500-$20,000

of a moderate scenario, you get heart disease/kidney failure/live failure.

heart bypass+other hospitalization fees+opportunity cost of not working due to the hospitalization = about $30,000-$150,000

of an extreme scenatio, you DIE...

coffin+hire of monk/priest/pastor/whoever+refreshments at wake+other misc stuff+opportu nity cost forgone of living= about $5,000-priceless

so, you know what to do the next time you see a free BBQ at Uni...

2005-09-10T05:34:00.000-07:00

damn.. everyone gets to watch US opens cept me... :(

2005-09-08T20:51:00.000-07:00

some women these days are just tards.. they will do/buy 'anything' just for those flat and tones abs. but theres one thing they (most) just wont do - they just wont change their diets.

'ultra-flat tummy', 'ultialte abs rockers', 'target those tummy fat', 'spike your metabolism and get ripped abs in 2 weeks!!!', this gel, that cream, pills blah blah. they will spend thousands on these rubbish. my mum is one fond example.

but, the one and most important thing they forget is.. diet. no sense of self-control whatsoever. i mean, ice cream twice a week just before bedtime, fast food, 'diet coke' soda, pop and other sugary stuff... i mean, when will they ever learn?

its plainly a sickerning reality that 'you are what you eat'. of course theres the occasional exception of a high metabolism individual who wouldn't even need to venture into such products.. :S

2005-09-06T04:31:00.000-07:00

super-speed psot today:

perfect sun today. and someone was saying im such a snowwhite. assss! so we went suntanning. 15 mins and my skin was red all over. and i sat there for an hour! hope ill be nice n gold tmr. hah.

2005-09-05T06:24:00.000-07:00

i swear squats are disgusting. wonder how those bodybuilders live through so many years of squatting, and so frikin heavy some more. i was literally dying with 60kg today. thats err... 132 pounds. and this 'beginner bodybuilder' in the IRONMAN mag had to cheek to say that he was squatting a 'pathetic 315 pounds ONLY'... bastard. insanely gigantic legs he must have...

and one thing you should never EVER DO... high intensity abs training and a meal prior or subsequetly. why, you ask? i threw up my lunch yesterday :S yucksss..

shaw ray...
http://www.bodybuilders.com/shawnray3.jpg
http://www.bodybuilders.com/ray16.jpg
http://www.bodybuilders.com/ray25.jpg
http://www.bodybuilders.com/ray57.jpg
pardon my gay tendencies..

2005-09-04T05:31:00.000-07:00

shit.. got this stupid lameass junk stuck in my head...

"hoi... your mother is SOOO FAT.. .. that when she jump for joy... .. she get stuck"

stupid russel peters. now i cant do my tpl essay, which is due in 15 hrs time =.=

2005-09-03T01:41:00.000-07:00

ah, im sinking back to my old sloth ways. the art of wasting time - excessive socialization with peers. studies down the drain.

first was cricket. then urban life. then the ochestra. then long talks at starbucks. and finally partying till 5 this morning.

last night was one heck of a night though. so damn fun. went to next blue and amber lounge. blue was having their 'farewell' party and it was grossly packed. we were literally swimming through hundreds of scantily clad bodies.. lol. amber was better, as usual. good crowd, good music, blah blah. dancing is such good legs and throat (all that shouting) exercise. and all that alcohol, makes you require a liver transplant somewhere in the near future.

now ive got that 'LETS GET RETARDED IN HERE!!' song stuck in my head. oh man. how to study?

i should start studying soon..

Let's Get Retarded, in here...

And the base keep runnin' runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', andrunnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and...

In this context, there's no disrespect, so, when I bust my rhyme, you break your necks.
We got five minutes for us to disconnect, from all intellect collect the rhythm effect.
Obstacles are inefficient, followyour intuition, free your inner soul and break away from tradition.
Coz when we beat out, girl it's pullin without.
You wouldn't believe how we wow shit out.
Burn it till it's burned out.
Turn it till it's turned out.
Act up from north, west, east, south.

Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.Get stupid.Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded.Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Yeah.

Lose control, of body and soul.
Don't move too fast, people, just take it slow.Don't get ahead, just jump into it.
Ya'll hear about it, two peices to it.Get stutted, get stupid.
Don't worry 'bout it, people will walk you through it.
Step by step, like an infant new kid.Inch by inch with the new solution.
Trench men hits, with no delusion.
The feeling's irresistible and that's how we movin'.

Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.Get stupid.Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded.Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Yeah.

Runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin runnin' and... Come on ya'll let's get...Oohhoo! Aha, let's get oohhoo... in here (right now yeah.) Cookoo, aha, let's get, cookoo, in here... Cookoo, aha, let's get,cookoo, in here...ow, ow, ow...ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya...

2005-09-01T23:34:00.000-07:00

so much work to do...

*whines*

):

2005-08-31T06:04:00.000-07:00

whining again. im superr busy.

over the following two weeks...
torts research essay
macro calm response
macro calm critique
new finance assignment
qm mock mcq test
qm mcq test
and of course the piling tutework which i have been slacking on...................

zzz

Photobucket

2005-08-30T20:37:00.000-07:00

new bg. 'typical guy-sweet n simple'.

2005-08-30T06:32:00.000-07:00

female toilet. at asia ctr ground floor lect..a friend overhead the convo of two girls:

ABC girl: ...you mean you didnt know hawaii was a part of america?!?!?!!
aussie girl: oh, they are?? *astonished tone*
ABC girl: thats like saying.. you didnt know Tasmania was a part of Australia!!
aussie girl: oh.... they are???? *astonished tone, again*

=.=

was she stupid, or acting stupid?

2005-08-29T03:27:00.000-07:00

shit, if only they taught us this in pri one maths... a whole lot of problems alleviated!

2005-08-29T01:04:00.000-07:00

went to some place near scotch college to play cricket today with bryon, tim, jiv, tom, dan and others. toms a pro. dont miss with him. anyway, it was good fun, but very tiring of course - all that running around. its the fist sport that has made me sweat this winter, oth er than of course gymming. swimming, badminton, ping pong.. all no sweat :( well, very obiously i sucked big time. my hit ratio was unsurprisingly atrocious but my sprinting was pretty good (i reckon) :P

im probably gonna play again net week. muahaha.

oh nuuuuu... i neglected my gym session today. sob. but maybe my hands need a rest?

bloody blisters.. hurt as hell

2005-08-28T02:44:00.000-07:00

time flies..

i just realised that im already halfway through the second semster. yet, still in some dreamland, not doing my readings, tutework etc. literally wasting time everyday. talking and stoning. too much of both. and sleeping. though sleeping isnt a waste of time :D sob, no way im gonna get four H1s at this rate...

time to wake up soon?

2005-08-26T23:43:00.000-07:00

i did 4 reps of 20kg isolated bicep curls today.
3.5 reps on the left arm. but sitll impressive!!!

whos DA MAN now??? :D muahahaa...

2005-08-26T04:32:00.000-07:00

why do muscles grow so slowly??

why why why why???

muscles are like money. insatiable wealth.

2005-08-25T20:43:00.000-07:00

current 2.4 timing = 11.27.
pullups= 28
right hand pullups = 1.5
left hand pullups = 0

*dies*

my stamina is really bad now. i think my running is like a 'provisional pass' or something by sg's standards. lost to a girl. very very depressing. but maybe shes not a girl after all? i mena which girl runs so fast :S new 2.4 goal= 9.30. no more pussy whipping now.. mind over matter. new pullup goal = 35.

2005-08-25T04:18:00.000-07:00

have you ever woke up; and the soreness on your arms was so bad that you screamed in pain? shit la. thats what happened to me this morning. i had to massage my arms for 5min before i could pick up the toothbrush =.=

today was another of those jack-boring-depressed-mood-and-fatigued days. dipping GH and glycogen levels.. probably overtrained yesterday :( sob. nevertheless went to the gym with tish as pormised.. had a pretty good cardio session. 3.5km in 17min. plus squats on 75kg immediately following. i needed support to get down the stairs after that.

some random pics:

and

uh 0oh.. someones gonna kill me :)

2005-08-24T06:07:00.000-07:00

today was hell.. ive completed 11 sets of hourly skull crushers and push ups so far. 1 more set to go... in about 45min time :( tricepts are aching like a dog.. my breasts, i mean chest feel heavy with every step that i take.. nice yet weird feeling. heard that girls get that 'heavy breast' feeling during their 'pms-periods' too :P

weight training is starting to get more and more painful now.. 6 weeks into my programme, another 12 more weeks to go :( horrible food, holes in my wallet, calculating my every meal, fatigue, soreness, weird look from friends..the list goes on; but i can't give up now. gotta press on. get ripped packs, arms and chest. flamingo legs nevermind. just 12 more weeks....

cardio and squats supersets session tomorrow. im in for the kill :)

2005-08-23T04:15:00.000-07:00

look at my yummy lunch.

250g of lean beef = 60g of protein. sob... 12 more weeks of this dieting for those perfect abs...

tomorrow is gonna be a torture. 12 hourly dip sessions :( pain feels good.

2005-08-22T06:21:00.000-07:00

this is amazing..

http://www.waswayfat.com/pictures.htm

theres a glimmer of hope for all those morbily obese people now!

2005-08-22T01:41:00.000-07:00

i just realized that my traps are pretty well cut. nice V shape :D. *dances around his claustrophobic apartment in seasons*

reverse grip pull-ups rock!

2005-08-21T22:44:00.000-07:00

the poor chicky died :( last nights hail must have killed it. so damn cold this morning. and another mouse just gave birth.. think they're about 10 babies or so. hohoho!! time to find out if all fried things are edible. mmm.

5 hrs of badminton is a good butt workout. i woke up with a terribly sore butt this morning, and slightly sore calves. screwed my plan to do HIT cardio today =.= but ill do it regardless :D

2005-08-21T04:30:00.000-07:00

today was pretty fun. played badminton the whole afternoon. from 12 to 5. got trashed. not really actaully. sf and i lost to serene and prawn 10-15. not a trash yet!

then we had a pretty, costly and un-worth-it dinner. tiny portion and not really tasty food for thirty bucks. the veal tasted like corned beef, and they served cabbage, a few shreds of brocolli and corn as vegs. no mash potato even. place's called PICOLLO, down on lyogn street. everyone... PLEASE ENSCHEW IT!!!!!!!!!

ahhh.. all my hard work this week down the drain. had choc and orange cake for desert. now i have a fat one pac. damn cool. more protein dieting net week!

oh.. the chick is AMAZINGLY still alive :O!!!!

2005-08-20T05:52:00.000-07:00

update on the chick..

it is bloody noisy. SF: "its getting bloody annoying". dunno how the hell i/we are gonna catch sleep tonight. anyway, while i was playing with it just now, i discovered a couple of things:-

1) it likes round objects. it pecked at a couple of round buttons on my labtop, and the letter 'o' on my textbook.

2) it likes black objects. it pecked the mole on my hand, and a little black dot which i drew on a cardboard.

3) it likes holes. it tried to stuff its head into a toilet roll and when i coned my palms into a circular shaped, it similarly tired to shove its head into the hole.

4) it likes moving objects. its head follows the movement of my hand and chases any movement that i make.

5) it shits a lot. and the shit is wet, sticky and stinks. and black. :S

2005-08-20T04:56:00.000-07:00

sometimes i wonder why im studying com law instead of vet science.

my place is like a farm now. went to vic mart this morning.. saw this stall selling chicks for 95 cents. couldnt resist the cute yellow little fluffy thing.. and inevitably bought one. its squeaking its head off now..

more pictures:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/bopadoo02/chick3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/bopadoo02/chick4.jpg

oh and the baby mice have begun to open their eyes! which happen to look like tiny red dots.

what pets shall i get next? lol.

oh, i woke up this morning with my six pac again! woohooo! a week of low carb dieting does magic. the top pac is more pronounced now, as compared to two weeks ago. so cool. but of course they disappeared after i gulped down one cup of protein, one cup of weight gainer and three cups of water =.= neverthless, shall take picture soon :)

2005-08-18T22:35:00.000-07:00

the letter 'x' on my keyboard is not working... =.= now i need to copy and paste it from some notpad file whenever i need to use it. how stupid.

AH.. shit poo faeces... why must it rain today, and right now!! its supposed to be my go-out day.. to think i finished all my hw so quickly this morning. sigh.

need to buy my regular does of protein, withdrawn my allowance for next week, buy another two 2.5kg weights, buy toilet paper (which i use excessively) and check out that cute little jack russel terrier at mich's place which may potentially be mine soon... ooo a doggie how fun!

the gym trip yesterday was an overkill. i was meant to bench press 75kg, 5kg off my MR. ALL the equipment downstairs were taken, so i had to use the 'lady's equipment' upstairs. naturally, i assumed the bar upstairs would be 10kg, not the usual 20kg one would find downstairs. so i racked on 65 kg, and started. as i took the bar off the support, i was like "WTF... WHY THE HELL HAVE I BECOME SO WEAK?!?!" was barely able to manage 8.5 reps. i actually conscientiously did 3 sets of it. was totally drained after that.. like after a 4.8km run or something.

then a lady took over the equipment. and she told her friend.. "oh im just gonna do 20kg today". she took off all the weights which of course i found really weird. so i asked her what the weight of the bar was.. she told it it was 20. i was like =.= shit.. so i did 85kg just now?! anyway, my 'breasts' are aching like hell today. i can feel the pain throbbing away even as i walk. mannn..

oh whining helps. the rain has stopped. time to go out!!!

2005-08-18T02:04:00.000-07:00

my life is majorly screwed up again..

decisions decisions decisions... why do they always encounter me? if only.. i could undo this year and start right from its very begining.... sob... helpless? perhaps not. im just too weak to make a stand. thats it. im too afraid of consequences. im too afraid of loss.

2005-08-16T02:19:00.000-07:00

disclaimer: im feeling a bit self-abosrbed today and accordingly, this entry would entail such a tone.

whoa... i was on steriods today. i managed to do 11 reps of my 15kg hammer curls. the last rep was a partial though, curled up slightly above 60 degrees before i died. thats a huge jump from the last time... a mere 4 reps before positive failure. i probably should visit college square gym more often :P anyway prob only fei knows what im talking about.. heh.

i also met lawrence (organizer of clique) at the cs gym.. he didnt look too happy =X i hate to say this.. but hes pretty scrawny.. he was doing like 10-15kg on the shoulder press machine.. wtf. i think even teesh can do more than that!! damn mean la.. better shut up.

speaking of 'weak'. xxl and serene came over to my place to play with my weights. the former hit her head 3 times while attempting (i have to emphasize attempting, since she didnt really manage to do one proper rep at all) to do an overhead tricept extension with 2.5kg... lol the latter was better (though not much) and managed with a slightly heavier weight of 3.75kg. sob.. looks like all the bodypump or yoga or w/e crap they go to is hopeless.

2005-08-15T07:05:00.000-07:00

bored law students....

Criminal Code Act 43 of 2000, s22 'RAPE AND SEXUAL ASSAULTS'

Preliminary Definitions

“penis”
includes a surgically constructed penis, whether provided for a male or female.

“vagina”
includes a surgically constructed vagina, whether provided for a male or female.

“penetrate”
does not include penetrate for a proper medical, hygienic or law enforcement purpose only.

“vulva”
includes a surgically constructed vulva, whether provided for a male or female.

“woman”
includes any female.

s 347(1) Penetration

The term "rape" is now wider than the traditional meaning. Section 349(2) provides for an extended meaning of rape. Penetration occurs where there is penetration to any extent. See, for example, R v Lennon (CA(Qld), No 278 of 1997, 5 December, 1997, unreported, BC9706876) .

s 348 Meaning of “consent"

(1) In this chapter, “consent” means consent freely and voluntarily given by a person with the cognitive capacity to give the consent.
(2) Without limiting subsection (1), a person’s consent to an act is not freely and voluntarily given if it is obtained—
(a) by force; or
(b) by threat or intimidation; or
(c) by fear of bodily harm; or
(d) by exercise of authority; or
(e) by false and fraudulent representations about the nature or purpose of the act; or
(f) by a mistaken belief induced by the accused person that the accused person was the person’s sexual partner.

2005-08-15T00:44:00.000-07:00

damn my right pinkie is rotting. it feels numb and ... sticky. shit there is pus. stupid rash developed into an infection (or so i believe). should i see a doc?

ewww... looks disgusting right?

so, i got a hair cut and told the lady i wanted a 'neat hairstyle'. i reckon my back looks pretty 'neat' now, with the exception of some traces of the 'racoon back' that i used to previosuly sport. irritating.

jo, pls lend me some more black dye pls :D lol. if it doesnt fade soon off ill have to shave like david!!

2005-08-13T00:29:00.000-07:00

stupid msn isnt working. and it has to happen when im free. such an asswipe.
i got bored and took a picture of my lovely dumbells.

that weights 12.5kg (4 x 2.5kg weights plus the bar, which is 2.5kg)

i just checked the mice. there are three babies left :( and the tissue paper is stained with blood. such a disgusting mother. actaully its not her fault la, i forgot to feed her =X! oops..

the survivors...

2005-08-13T00:01:00.000-07:00

when one is desperate, he can complete a law essay in two days. that sums up my activity for the past two days. i was meant to play badminton this afternoon but rejected it in the name of "working on my essay", which was indeed the truth.

now im in excess of 300 words, and my footnotes are in a mess. but other than that, the entire essay has been typed out. i deserve a good break tomorrow :)

something irritating that happened today: i wore my grandpa slippers to the law lib. then the front strap broke. bloody cheap plastic they used to make it.. no wonder it cost less than 3 dollars! so my first thought was "omg omg... how am i gonna walk home like that?!??!?!". you know how the notion about how friends are always there when you need them... heh. jacyln mysteriously appeared from no where (upstairs actually) and offered to help. first she suggested borrowing sticky tape from the librarian. which of course didnt work. the librarian looked quite disgusted with her idea in fact =X. then.... that spark of genius. she had a red hairband which she was 'old and ought to be in the bin anytime soon'. so.. this picture illustrates what happened to that little red hairband..

thats how i got home safe and sound...

2005-08-10T02:19:00.000-07:00

little mouseys... getting fatter by the day! looks like the stale safeway bread i feed their mum is pretty nutrituous after all.

im grounded for the next three and a half weeks. torts research essay, finance assignment, macro mcq test. dies.. and today was bloody cold. max 10, min 4. coldest lunch i had in my life, apart from being up at mt buller. the grey clouds and icy winds made things worse. heard from yinsan that it snowed in the suburbs, and snow was predicted in the CBD. disgusting.

an interesting convo with debs:
me: oh, new hair. where did you get it cut?
deb: a bisexual salon in lt bourke st
me: *stares at her blankly for a while* i suppose you meant unisex.. salon
hmm. law student.

2005-08-07T22:19:00.000-07:00

last night was one hell of a night.

first, i was having a really bad headache and fever for no good reason. it actually started in the late afternoon and it just kept getting worse throughout the evening. i was shivering uncontrollably although my external body temperature was pretty fine.. or warm. sob..

then, my mirror fell off the wall and crashed onto the shoe rack for no good reason. no one touched it nor was there any wind. sf suggested that the blue tack used to hold it might have been 'expired'. heh. 30 bucks down the drain.

so sf and i had to clean up the mess - pick up the glass shards and vacuum the floor in case there were any tiny shards lying around. then the vacuum had some rotting food or something inside. it smelt so bad when it was switched on... like a rotting rat. almost puked. Or at lest it made my already bad headache worse.

then when I finally fell asleep at 1.30. some BASTARD =.= cooking hazard I gather, did not turn on the smoke absorber in the kitchen and triggered the fire alarm. insistent wailing of the fire sirens persisted for almost half an hour and there was this gay voice in the speaker saying “PLEASE EVACUATE ALL EXITS THROUGH THE ENTRANCE YOU ENTERED FROM”. sf stupidly went down and met up with 40 other distressed residents of seasons who appeared to have responded to the siren. as expected, the firemen came down the lift looking ‘pretty unhappy’. no shit it was a hoax. good thing I didn’t bother going downstairs. hope that IDIOT gets charged a bomb (at least 2k) for the fire emergency response unit that came. so evil :P

2005-08-06T06:31:00.000-07:00

my mouse had 10 babies yesterday... she ate two in the afternoon.. and just ate another two. i caught the baby's leg in her mouth just now. idiot. feed her so much still canibalize.

now left six. is it good or bad?

2005-08-06T02:16:00.000-07:00

hmm.. spent two bloody hours on macromedia fireworks today making this bg for the blog.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/bopadoo02/final.gif

looks pretty fine to me. perhaps it would be an incentive for me to make regular posts from now? :P

today was relatively boring. de study day. went over to the lawlib to borrow books for the tpl2 research essay. but im still undecided which question to undertake. stupid law essays... shucks. on a brighter note i have almost completed my finance assignment :D!

2005-08-05T06:35:00.000-07:00

first things first... new template. girly still, but not as girly as the previous one!!

oh, i found this absolutely AMAZINGGGGG picture today..

sf... was..... STUDYING. omfg omfg omfg. for once he wasnt playing ragnarok.

anyway something interesting to digest:

BANK SORRY OVER BLUNDER

A bank has apologised to a customer after sending him a debit card bearing the name "Dick Head".
NatWest said it had launched an inquiry after Chris Lancaster, 18, of Tiptree, Essex, received a cash card with the wording: "Mr C Lancaster Dick Head".

Mr Lancaster said he did not spot the insult until he was handing over the card in a supermarket to pay for something a few days after it arrived in the post.

"I couldn't believe it," he said.
"When I got the card out I saw the name embossed on it. I was so embarrassed I put it back in my wallet.
"I know I've been overdrawn a few times but I've done nothing to deserve this.

"The bank said it must have been a worker with a grudge."
A NatWest spokesman said: "We have apologised unreservedly to Mr Lancaster.
"This is completely unacceptable and we have launched an investigation."

adapted from http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13399559,00.html

and if you're still bored, please do check out http://abs.gov.au/Ausstats/abs@.nsf/5f1e01afb32859f9ca25697500217f48/0a5ae0747ccd590fca25705300022aa8!OpenDocument for the latest report on household wealth and income for Australia! that was my homework.

2005-08-03T02:11:00.000-07:00

such an exciting day today. excursion to the supreme court :D

first case. two asian doods murdered another asian guy at a night club. the judge was advising the jury on how to appreciate the evidence which was going to be presented to them. the hearing commenced at 10 sharp.

then, juan came in a 10.35. as a matter of formality one is meant to bow to the judge upon entry. i wouldnt exactly describe juan's entry gesture to the judge as a bow, but rather an informal salute. he was like "hey...yo!". all of us turned and stared at him. we were loike =.= wtf?? just sit down and shut up. then the judge glared at him.

anyways, we left halfway since it got too boring and all the witness was doing was sobbing.

second case.R v Craig. we decided to write our report on this. murder trial, part heard. bf demands sex from gf, she refuses. he kills her and lies that shes 'gone down to the beach for a couple of days'. how sweet.

again, sobbing witnesses. juan =.= sleeping over at the front row of the public viewing gallery, which was in full view by the jury and the bar. of course, everyone knows that hps are strictly disallowed in court rooms.

*ring ring* *that gay snoopy tune* it was juan's hp. he woke up with a start and shouted "omg OMG... wtf?!" court room turns to look at juan. security guard round the corner busted his ass and chased him out of the viewing gallery. never saw his pitiful ass for the rest of the day.

oh, cool shot of fei, stoning..

case three, after lunch. torts... AHHH FINALLY.. guess what DEFAMATION CASE. the plaintiff's legal adviser came over ot us and started a friendly convo, which somehow felt like one of paula's tiresome lectures to me...

lawyer: you guys from melbourne uni?
us: *nods*
lawyer: i see, well this case is about HANDWRITING. my client intends to argue that the defendant wrote some obscene words which the latter denies..... of the contentious issues are vicarious liability.... breach of standard of care... onus to prove the .... bla bla bla...

then the case went on disputing about the letter 'P' in Primary as opposed to the same letter in the word Peter... and the O and then U and then zzzz... they actually got a handwriting expert in to examine each and every single letter that was written. and they were going into stuff like "the staff of the P" and "the ink flow and pressure at the joint of the O". OMFG. *dies* thank god there was no juan incident again;.

the court finally ajourned at four and we headed back for law school.

2005-08-01T06:37:00.000-07:00

first post in two and a half years... how nostalgic.

i learnt how to play mahjong yesterday. was pretty damn fun. 'earned' about 38 bucks from the initial 100 that i started off with =P.

thats uncle hee siang and his super-tyco beginners luck win of 32 bucks on our VERY first game. hmmpf. good thing he left early.

ah, today was tiring. i woke up and found johnny shitting on my sch bag. that bastard mouse. always escaping from the balcony. then i had my first macro tute for the semester. and theres hw already!! then torts... so much reading to do re 'unforeseeable plaintiff' and 'advocates immunity'... such distant terms =/ paula ought to be more sympathetic... chop our readings down by a little.

to make things worse i played a horribleeee game of badminton today. got totally creamed by tishy. shes too pro. but probably not as pro as my wusband. they sreally hould meet up some day and have a friendly match.

time to sleep now.. zzz